Monday 11 May 2015

Analysis Of A Morning Jog.

5:30 am -  *half-asleep* What, mom? Jog? Oh yeah, yeah, will do.

6:15 am - HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, why didn't you wake me?!

6:30 am - Alright....joggin' like a boss. Let's do this. 5 rounds around the Museum grounds!

6:35 am - Jesus Christ, no way I can do this. I'll just walk.

6:40 am - Why these niggas staring at me? Yeah, I can walk faster than you. Screw you.

7:00 am - Wow, 3 rounds of speed walking. I'm so damn fit. Maybe I'll jog now

7:01 am - Nope, nope, no way. Maybe I'll just walk. Walking's healthier anyway.

7:10 am - Now for some push-ups and shit. Huh, those guys doing 30? Yeah, well, I can do 40.

7:11 am - One....Two....Three....Woo, that's enough, shouldn't overwork the body. Nope.

7:15 am - God, what a healthy morning. I should do this everyday.

7:30 am - How was the jog? Oh cool, I did like 5 rounds. Yeah, I know, so awesome.

7 :32 am - *cries in corner 'cause I hate myself*


                                                                             fin.






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